Berner’s Cookies Weed Strains Review

The seminal and hyped Girl Scout Cookie strain is the cred that birthed the Cookies brand, and it’s since gained an air of exclusivity that getting tickets to the Super Bowl used to have (and hopefully will have again soon). Limited availability and for VIP’s only. This, however, is part of the business model.

As cannabis brand Cookies has made its way eastward planting seeds away from its Northern California base, the hype that has been humming around the brand since its 2015 launch has continued and spread. Started by former budtender, rapper, and entrepreneur Gilbert Anthony Milam, Jr., aka Berner, the brand is most famous for the iconic and beloved cannabis strain Girl Scout Cookies.

The Top Rated Cookie Strains

Berner’s Cookies cannabis strains are some of the most notorious in the world. In fact, there’s an entire west-coast brand dedicated to the name. Over the years, cookies strain weed has been synonymous with crave-worthy aromas, pleasurable effects, and top-notch yields for growers, too. 

So, where exactly did the lineage come from, how did the gene become so popular and what’s up with the strain today? Find out all the cookies strain info you need to know, with this ultimate guide! Keep reading to become a cookies connoisseur. 

1-London Pound Cake

The one and only, premier cookies strain London Pound Cake continues to reign supreme in 2022. GSC treats its growers and consumers to high levels of THC, and favorable traits that are award-winning in nature. Claiming a variety of awards over the years, including the 2013 High Times Cannabis Cup. The indica dominant hybrid relieves a wide range of symptoms witih soothingly euphoric effects, and produces moderate yields for growing sake. 

2-Banana Cream Pie

Banana Cream Pie is by far one of the best cookie strains hybrids to come out as of late, due to her high yields alone. The strain is a cross of the legendary Chemdawg x Girl Scout Cookies and proves its quality lineage with favorable effects, yields, and aromas. The strain is capable of reaching 600gr/m² and has a unique, pungent diesel scent that sets the genetic apart from other cookie strains. Plus its indica dominant traits are ideal for night-time use, and relieving deep, physical pains while producing peaceful vibes for the mind.

3-Cereal Milk

One of the more recent strains to join the Cookies family genetically is Cereal Milk, an Indica-dominant hybrid of Girl Scout Cookies x Cherry Pie and Snowman. This strain is great for beginners and thrives in warm, Mediterranean climates with THC levels between 20% and 25%. You should anticipate a medium height of 100–180 cm and respectable yields of 400–500 g/m² if you are cultivating cereal milk.

Its aroma of berries, fresh fruit, and spices will become noticeable once it enters the flowering stage. The three main terpenes are alpha-pinene, beta-caryophyllene, and limonene.

4-Gary Payton

Gary Payton is a meticulously balanced hybrid strain resulting from the crossbreeding of Girl Scout Cookies and Starfighter in equal proportions. Cookies & Cream is a highly desirable strain for farmers due to its impressive THC levels of up to 24% and its ability to produce yields of 500g/m2. The plant flourishes in sub-tropical regions with warm climates. It typically grows to a moderate height of 100cm-180cm and blooms during a span of 8-10 weeks.

The presence of the Cookies lineage becomes evident during the flowering period of the strain, as its buds are abundant in trichomes. What is the scent? An alluring combination of nutty, sugary, and vanilla aromas. The primary terpenes present are Beta-Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Myrcene.

5-White Runtz

You must smoke White Runtz if you haven’t already. Gelato is a 50/50 hybrid strain that is a cross between Sunset Sherbert and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. It has one of the nicest tastes that you will probably ever try. Don’t let its delicious desert-like flavor deceive you into overindulging because its robust 25% THC content makes it equally strong.

Growers could anticipate harvests of 500–600 grams per square meter in 8–10 weeks, with medium heights of 100–180 cm. The outdoor yields should be ready by the end of September. Its trichome-studded look is a tribute to its Cookies ancestry. When you inhale, an aroma with earthy undertones and a sweet, fruity scent greets you. The flavors deepen when smoked, providing calming effects ideal for combating stress, anxiety, and despair.

Cookies Cannabis Strain Overview

Cookies, a California strain, is believed to have originated in the San Francisco Bay Area at a seed bank called “Cookies Fam.” Its 60% indica content is often attributed to its deeply relaxing qualities. Rapper Berner is credited with developing and promoting Cookies. The name was controversial due to its reference to “Girl Scout Cookies,” leading to the use of “GSC” or “Cookies” to avoid copyright issues.


Berner Cookies is a balanced hybrid with a slight indica edge, characterized by potent indica effects and calming effects. Its highs can cause laughter and head buzz, but often leave users feeling immobilized. It’s best used after chores, not for adrenaline or sociability boosts.

Further varieties include;

Minntz – Big Apple | Berner Cookies 

Christmas Tree – Minntz Cannabis | Berner’s Cookies

Toothpaste | Berner Cookies

Pave | Berner Cookies

Lemonchello #28 | Berner Cookies

Lemonnade – Lemonchello | Berner Cookies

All Time High | Berner Cookies

Grandiflora – Super Charger | Berner Cookies

Adios Mother F*cker | Berner Cookies

Babby Powder | Berner Cookies

2090 Shit | Berner Cookies

Minntz – Big Apple | Berner Cookies

Lemonnade – Tang Eray | Berner Cookies

Jefe OG | Berner Cookies

Pink Rozay | Berner Cookies 

Rose Apple | Berner Cookies

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